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The star of this tile figurine is the Great White Shark, homing in on the mermaid who is completely unaware of him as she combs her hair and drinks her diet soda. This mermaid's got attitude. Witness her tummy ring and tatoo of a TV aerial, a take on the name of Disney's "Little Mermaid" character. Above the shark is a pair of fiddler crabs, providing musical accompaniment. Near the mermaid is a confused turtle amorously eyeing a German soldier's helmet left on the beach. Notice the insect atop the helmet. He'll soon be the Rock Monster's dinner. The monster's unfeasibly long tongue may remind you of a scene from "Return of the Jedi."